The Dipstick And The Great American
The trend away from full-service service stations has affected me a
great deal.
I'm not certain exactly when just about every service station started
making you pump your own gas. I guess it was back in the early '70s during
the oil crunch.
I'm a bit of a dipstick when it comes to doing anything more with a
car than turning on the ignition and pressing the gas pedal.
It's not that I'm above pumping my own gasoline, but it sort of makes
me nervous. I'm never quite certain how to work the gas nozzle.
My greatest fear is that the gas nozzle won't automatically shut off
like it's supposed to when the tank is full and gasoline will spill out
all over the ground and all over me and some guy will toss a cigarette
away and I'm instant fried Buddhist monk.
There's something else, too. There isn't anybody around to wash your
windshield anymore, either.
If they're going to make you pump your own gas, certainly nobody is
going to be friendly enough to come out and ask, "Want me to get that windshield?"
And, even on the rare occasions you find a full-service service station,
if the attendant does attempt to clean your windshield, he will do a lousy
job. He will spray a little cleaner on your windshield and then run over
it once with a squeegee and leave a lot of film. Instead of getting the
bug goo off, he simply will smear it. Nothing worse than smeared bug goo.
All that is to say I stopped into the Gulf station on Peachtree at the
entrance to Ansley Park the other day and I met Melvin Slaughter, an attendant
there. He had a shirt that had his first name sewn above his left breast
pocket.
Melvin told me he was 28 and he was from Macon and he had been working
at the station for three years.
Melvin Slaughter, as it turns out, is a great American.
I was in my red Blazer. I told Melvin to fill it with unleaded. He did,
and then without my asking, he washed my front windshield.
A friend had borrowed the Blazer recently to drive to St. Louis. Half
the bug population between Georgia and Missouri was dead on my windshield.
Melvin didn't wash my windshield. He attacked it. He sprayed on the
cleaner and ran the squeegee through twice, and then he wiped the film
off with a paper cloth.
But there was still some serious bug remaining, so Melvin got another
paper towel, and one by one, he got the bugs off.
I mean he dug down there deep. Elbow grease, they used to call it. Melvin
simply refused to leave a single spot on my windshield.
Then, if that wasn't enough, he went to the back window and did the
same sort of job. I said to Melvin, "That's the best job I've had done
on a windshield since gasoline was 30 cents a gallon."
Who was president then, Harry Truman?
Melvin replied, "I just try to do the best job I can do. That's what
they pay me for."
Melvin Slaughter made my day. Made me think perhaps friendly service
isn't dead and gone. Made me feel like a person can still take pride in
his or her job, no matter if it is doing his or her best to get bug goo
off a windshield.
Isn't that what made this country great in the first place? Absolutely.
That and unlocked restrooms.
I sort of miss them, too. |